There was a first time for everything.
A first kiss.
A first french kiss.
And of course, a first TITAN KILLING night.
Yes, you and Levi had been together for a while now and yes, you both had done some inappropriate things in your underwear behind closed doors but nothing further. Both of you decided to wait until the other was comfortable with KILLING TITANS, Levi being the one who waited for you.
A while after you both had finally graduated from college, you finally decided that you were comfortable enough with your relationship to take it the next level.
So you closed your eyes in embarrassment as Levi started to undo your EREN.
"You know, I'm not sure why Eren said taking off the EREN was the hardest part about his first TITAN KILLING night with Mikasa," Levi said calmly as the pressure that held your MIKASAs suddenly disappeared.
You scoffed. "That's cuz it's Eren. He literally has no hand/eye coordination," you laughed as you hugged Levi closer.
You were currently laying on the bed under Levi's body. Levi was only wearing his MIKE while you were still in your JEAN and undone EREN.
"Well, you ready?" Levi asked staring directly into your eyes.
You turned your head to the side hesitantly. "Well, not really. I mean, I'm not really sure if you'll like my MIKASAs...."
"Tch. What the hell kind of statement is that?" Levi said as he grasped your MIKASAs through your EREN, causing you to moan.
"W-well, it's not like you've seen them completely! And you've never seen MIKASAs since we're both ERENXARMIN FANS, right?"
"If you don't count the ERURI I found under Eren's bed while cleaning up our room back in college, then yes, I suppose I've never seen EREN out in the open," Levi stated coolly. 'Thank-fucking-goodness, I don't share a room with that brat anymore.' He stared down at your body as he felt his face heat up.
Your eyebrow twitched. "You know, your expression doesn't really match your voice," you smirked as you noted Levi's slightly pink cheeks.
Levi put his arm across his face to cover his blush. "So what? Would you prefer I have no reaction to seeing you like this?" Levi replied.
"What? No! Seeing you blush is cute. It makes you seem so tsundere!" you laughed.
Levi groaned. "You and your manga/anime obsessions. I still can't believe you got that Rivaille Dakimakura when you have me!" he pouted.
"It's okay cuz the one I love in this world is you!" you teased him, laughing even more.
Levi pinched the bridge of his nose as he grabbed the middle of your EREN. "Punishment," is all he said as he lifted the fabric off your body, your MIKASA spilling out.
"EEK! Levi!" you blushed, covering your spilling MIKASA.
Levi on the other hand smirked as he grabbed your wrists to hold them away from your MIKASA. When he had a full view of your EREN, he licked his lips.
"Hmmm, so this is all mine?" he hummed, raising an eyebrow at your impressive EREN.
"As long as you don't fuck with my heart, then yes, it's yours," you said harshly with a blushing face as you continued facing your head to the side, too embarrassed to look at Levi in the eyes.
"You know, your expression doesn't match your voice," Levi teased you, repeating your previous words. You grit your teeth in annoyance, but Levi leaned in to kiss you on the forehead, then on the nose, and finally on your lips, pulling your tongue into a dance in your mouth. He then proceeded to move downwards to your neck, sucking and nipping the skin until he reached WALL MARIA. Gripping the one WALL ROSE in one hand, he DUSTED and SWEEPED on the CENTER OF THE WALL SINA, sending shivers down your spine as you arched your back.
Levi switched MIKASAs and sent you spiraling into waves of pleasure.
"Levi! Mmm that feels really good!" you called.
He smirked as his hand snaked down from your waist to your JEAN. "Of course it fucking does."
Your breath hitched as he pulled on the elastic rim but you lifted your hips to let him remove the JEAN. He leaned back to get a full view of your MARCO.
"Levi, take yours off too," you requested, panting slightly, as you gestured to Levi's MIKE.
"Why don't you take my MIKE off for me?" Levi smirked as he positioned himself above your HANJI, bringing your hands up to remove his MIKE.
"You seem pretty confident. So what? You got a big ERWIN?" you smirked.
"Why don't you find out?" Levi responded back, smirking as well.
Well, in all honesty, you didn't really have another ERWIN to compare Levi's ERWIN to (unless you count the ERWIN you saw on Eren).
So you removed his MIKE and released his ERWIN from the tight MIKE. You gasped at how large THE THING was and Levi took note of your surprised face.
"Impressed?" he inquired with his hands thrown behind his head like a MIKE model.
But damnit, this was no laughing matter!
"Levi....I have a confession," you said solemnly.
"What is it?" Levi asked, placing kisses on your hand.
"Well, the truth is, it hurts to put a tampon on," you admitted.
"What I mean is, I can't fit more than one SAWNEY in my BEAN, Levi!" you exclaimed in fear.
"Wait, seriously?!" Levi asked with a shocked expression. "How the hell are we supposed to KILL TITANS? Scratch that. How are you supposed to even have kids?"
"I don't know Levi!" you groaned in frustration. "I didn't create the female HANJI nor did I deem that you would be given the biggest fucking ERWIN in the world!"
The last part made Levi grin a little bit until he realized something. "Wait...how did you know that your BEAN won't fit more than one SAWNEY?"
You blushed in response. "Well...you know....JUST KILLIN' SUM TITANS....."
"How often?" Levi grinned.
You held up your fingers to demonstrate YOUR KILL COUNT per day as Levi's eyes widened.
"How can you even have that many TITANs in one day?!"
"I DONT FUCKING KNOW LEVI. ONCE AGAIN, I DID NOT CREATE THE HANJI," you yelled back. "I don't wanna KILL TITANS anymore," you whined in Levi's arms.
Unsure of what to do, Levi patted your back as he lifted you into his lap. "Shh, it's okay. Maybe you'll be able to fit two ARMINs when you're CLEANING," he suggested.
"But, when are we going to KILL TITANS then Levi? We can't wait forever. We're gonna have to have babies soon too!"
"Well, the babies can wait for a few years or so," Levi explained gently. "And when you're pregnant, your hips get wider so it's easier for the baby to come out." (au note: don't trust me on this one, i've never been preggers)
"That doesn't answer the question Levi! When. Are. We. Going. To. KILL. TITANS.?! I've been CLEANING for you since I met you during summer orientation for college!" you exclaimed. You had waited long enough to have that big-ass ERWIN inside your LEVI, and you weren't about to let your HANJI tell you what you could and couldn't do.
Levi raised an eyebrow. "You just said that you didn't want to----"
"I DO want to KILL TITANS! Just not a painful TITAN KILLING experience!" you groaned.
"I thought you liked it rough," Levi smirked.
"Really, Levi? This is not the time for jokes," you said seriously.
Levi sighed. "Fine, fine. Tell me if anything hurts, okay?" he said as he kissed your eye. He licked his ARMIN and inserted it into your EREN slowly, the warm walls hugging his ARMIN.
"You know, we did buy some BROOMs," you said as you pointed to the object to the side of the bed.
"Yah, but by the look of your red cheeks, I'd say that what I just did was way hotter than SWEEPING," Levi teased as he bit your ear.
You squealed lightly as you let your EREN relax with the sensation of Levi's ARMIN.
"How do you feel?" Levi inquired gently.
"I feel really goo---Eek!" you clenched your KRISTA together when you felt Levi's YMIR brush on your HANJI.
Levi's hair brushed against your inner MIKASA.
"Oi, ______, unless you plan to squeeze my brains out, spread your MIKASAs," he said as he pushed them away to the sides with his free hand and continued his motions.
"Nghh! But it feels so good!" you exclaimed, throwing your head back in ecstasy.
You felt Levi smirk against your CRAVAT, and your face adorned an even brighter shade of red. When Levi felt you were SAWNEY enough, he inserted a second BEAN quickly.
You yelped in surprise but Levi kissed your 3DMG lightly to calm you.
"See? Not as bad as you thought it'd be, right?" he said.
You nodded your head lightly. "But you're gonna have to fit three ARMINs if you even plan on fitting half your ERWIN in there!"
"Well, that can wait until tomorrow, love. Let me make you feel good today." And with that, Levi started CONNIE-ing more forcefully on your HANJI, sending you even stronger waves of pleasure that shot across your CRAVAT. A familiar feeling formed in your FOODBABY as your HANJI regions throbbed and throbbed for Levi to PIXIS his ARMINS faster and SASHA aggressively.
"Ah, ahh, ahh!" you cried out as your approached your PIXIS. "Levi! Levi!" Your CRAVAT shook furiously and your back arched as far as it could as Levi continued his ministrations, slowing down as you finally calmed down.
He pulled his ARMINS out to SASHA some of the PIXIS that remained.
"You look fucking hot when you PIXIS," Levi grinned, climbing back on top of you to kiss your lips, but you pushed him down as a fiery SASHA ignited again in you.
"I want to make you feel PIXIS, too," you smiled as you lowered yourself.
"Are you sure, _____? It's fine----ngh!"
You SASHA-ed Levi's ERWIN as you started CONNIE-ing and PIXIS-ing along his ERWIN. Your other hand DOING THE THING with his MIKE as he moaned lustfully.
He sounded so hot that your HANJI started throbbing again, and you couldn't prevent yourself as your hands left Levi's MIKE and started PIXIS-ing your HANJI while PIXIS-ing and CONNIE-ing his ERWIN.
"Levi, you KILL so fucking good," you whispered as you LEVI on the CRAVAT gently, your voice sending shivers down Levi's back.
'Damn, she really is HANJI," Levi thought as he moaned out. You TRAINING WITH YOUR HANJI while TRAINING WITH HIS ERWIN at the same time was driving him over the edge as he gripped your hair in his hand.
The feeling of Levi's hand made you moan out against his ERWIN, sending him even closer to his EREN. He leaned up to grab your HANJI and brought it down to his face as he DID THE THING to your HANJI again, pushing his warm lips against your LEVIHAN FANSHIP.
"Ahh!" you cried out as you used both hands to grab Levi's ERWIN. You reached THE THING as your EREN started trembling as you felt the MIKASA taking over your body. Your TRAINING became desperate as Levi tried to pull your head away.
"______, I'm going to ERERI!" he said, but you pushed his hand away as started to FUCK TITANS, TRAINING ferociously on the tip until THE TITANS WERE KILLED.
You then swallowed THE TITANS as your HANJI fell on Levi's ERWIN with your EREN still near his face.
"Well, that wasn't as bad as I thought it would be," you laughed as you slowly turned your body around. "But damn, that felt really good," you panted, resting your head on Levi's arm.
"Well, do you want to go again in a few minutes? We still haven't used the WINDEX yet," Levi smirked.
"Hell yes," you grinned as you soaked in the lust and passion in the air.
It was definitely gonna be a long night~
//end of smexyness. quite literally. she just died.
chapter 1-5 in the description XD